roses are red, violets are blue, suger is sweet and so are you.  But the rosesare wilting, the violets are dead. the sugerbowls empty and so is your head!

I know you think you broke my heart,  I knew your game right from the start.  I saw your game and played it too.  stupid player JOKES ON YOU!

a kiss blown is a kiss wasted. a kiss isn't a kiss unless its tasted.  kisses have germs and germs are hated so kiss me baby im vaccinated! 

a peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue. so open your mouth and close your eyes and give that tongue some exercise!

A friend can kiss a friend qoodbye
a bee can kiss the morning sky
a dog can kiss the green grass
but you my friend can kiss my ass!

kids in the dark make accidents
accidents in the dark make kids.